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Hard Truth:
A person who is doing more
messages to his/her friend
is a person
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"ME"
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Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
boy told 2 girl .
Boy :- tum meri dil me , dharkan me , jaan me , dimag me , sapno me rahti ho .
Girl :- oye hello ...
Main haryana me rahti hu ...
By sonu (kishanganj)
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murga i love u meri jan.mai tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta ho.murgi.aila sachi chal phir aj anda tu dede.
shiv prakash
MONEYMoney is the root of all evil,
it turns a saint 2 devil,
it hinders the way 2 heaven,
So send me all ur money now
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A word is enough for the wise
santa bantasanta to banta...-yar kutta puch kyo hilata hai,
banta.....kyoki puch m itani tagat hi nai ki kutte ko hila de.......
hahahahha::::))))))
English teacher: "one cute young girl is walking on the road" change this into an exclamatory sentence
Student answered
"Ailaa Maal!!!..
APPLICATION OF NEWTON 3RD OF MOTIONOne boy was crying because his girl friend left him.Newton's 3rd of motion came to him and asked him dont cry please, just follow me i will be recollected it back to you.
Mahnet ka falBoss to employee: Tum ne iss saal bahot mahnet se kaam kiya hai. Ye lo 5000/- ka cheque. Agar issi tarah kaam karte rahoge to aagle saal sign v kar doonga. (Biswajit)
Punjabi aur pathanAik helicopter se 9 Pathan aur 1 punjabi latak rahe the
Piolot ne kaha ke helicopter ka load sahi karne k
liye aik shakhs ko chalang lagani pare gi
Punjabi bola:Me Kurbani donga Rassi chorne k liye Maroo Talli
Sare pathan taalian marne lage aur gir gaye
Wah re Punjabi teri Qurbanian
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GirlfriendBOY: JAAN! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe,
G:Idhar udhar kaha likhte ho? Agar sacha pyar krte ho to sedhe apne proprty k paper pe likho
sanjuMalkin:Tu Bina bataye 3 din Kam Pe Q Nahi Aai?
Kamwali:Mene FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha Ki me gao ja rahi hu,
Sahab Ne Comment Bhi Kiya tha 'MissU'
Anda aur thatlaAnda cycle chala ra tha aur peeche thatla behta tha
ANDA:kuch raaste mein aye tho mujhe bata dena
THATLA:aaaa..ccc...hhh..aaa
aage toya tha aur thatla bola
THATLA:tttt...oooo...yyy...a
ande ko baat samje aane se pehle vo dono toye mein ghir gaye
PunjabiSir: Samajh Tainu 10 Laddu dite…
Boy: mainu??!!!
Sir: Samajh la,, Tere ke jandha aa…
Uscho 5 mainu dite tan Tere kol kine Bache???
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Boy: 20!!!
Sir: oh kive??? !!
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Boy: samajh la,Tere v ke janda va…!!!!
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A baby was born holding sumtin in his palm.It was abortion pills.he laugh no weapon function againt me shall prosper.
A BoyA boy going with her girlfriend.
Raste me use apana frd mil gaya.
Frd:who is she?
Boy:she is my quasin.
Frd:Last week she is my quasin...
shahrukh slapAfter super flop Ra.One, Shahrukh will be making Kha.One with Shirish Kunder!
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