Funny sms
Lovely sms
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka
Sardar
Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..
Friend: Phir tum na kya kiya?
Sardar: maine un se kaha 'Google' pr search kar lo...
U.P. BACHO KE SIRNAME
Bacha agar Ek baap ka ho to- SINGHAL
2KA - DUBE
3KA- TIWARI
4KA- CHATURVEDI
5KA- PANDEY
Sab ka ho to - Mishra ji
or Baap ka pata na ho to- Gupta ji
Asli Rawan Kaun?
Rawan k sar-10
Aankhe-20
Nazar-sirf 1 lady Sita par.
Aaj kal k ladko k sar-1
Aankhe-2
Nazar-har ladki par.
Ab batao asli Rawan kaun hai?
bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa….
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada…
Mithai main sweet say zyaada…
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE UÂ
Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi haiDEAR CUSTOMER:
Assalam-o-Aliakum,
Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER
A line on a Husband's T shirtA line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P
The Older One Should Sit HereTwo Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P
Secret of successful marriageA successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
I will not overspeedMa'am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.
A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long
Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.
Unit to measure love friendship & trustOnce A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D
Reason for girls to live longerWhy Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does
Beware of unknown numberUnknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?
It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!
Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?
It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question
Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!
The most cruel & wicked guy on earthDevils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai
Tied rakhi to the following boys2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis
Wife said I'm dyingHusband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Independance day dateBubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
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Major Rohail-
What is this?
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Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
I Salute Ur FatherPay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p
Happy Father's day
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSSSardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
Headlights and wipersAfter an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
