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Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti
hain.
Full Name: noor /swat
Mobile: 03013040220
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha
chali jaye
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Full Name: vishal
Mobile: 09897308908
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to
exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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Full Name: shourav8801717491202
Mobile: 8801717491202
1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust.
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
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Full Name: naz
Mobile: 0300 3665336
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal
nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI
KHA!!!!
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Full Name: Anusheel Jauhari
Mobile: 9826654035
EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA
EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B
HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA"
INAYAT
one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with
the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the
other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga
nomvete married
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Full Name: bluewz
Mobile: 0762521023
Dear customer ur
underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur
underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped
him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610
MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia ..
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota
hai..
hahaha
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Full Name: faran
Mobile: 0334-9081551
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