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 Maine kaha "Dil
Ruba"
Usne kaha balance
bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise
Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai
Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai
ha Bhatti
HAMARI DOSTI
RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL
MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE
BAAD BHI....
FROM : AMIT
AFRIEND (L.I.C. AGENT- 98263-05105)
boy says to girl
main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says
ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay
ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl
says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20
rupay noman
Newtons First Law of
ishq
the force applied while proposing
a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl
while using her sandals 03456592721
Hassan
Newtons 2nd law of
ishq
the rate of change of intensity
of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the
instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is
same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.
Hassan 03456592721
Newtons First Law of
Ishq
a boy in love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to
be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or
father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.
Hassan
03456592721
Newtons Law of
Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR
BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO
ANOTHER...no_me--03455916346
itne choti nhi
dosti apni,
kaise soch liya k keenara a
gieya
ho gai mobile main
roshni,
aur sms humara a gieya.
923214325463 ..::** Umer Jaan **::..Umer
4 roses just for
you,bcoz u r special person.
1st rose for frdship,
2nd rose for good
luck,
3rd rose for
happiness,
aur last kaan ke upper lagana
mast lagega. gaurav
Bhari mehfil main
tanha rehna acha lagta hai
Terey barey main sochtey rehna
acha lagta hai .
Kabhi phulon main ,kabhi kaliyon
main
Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha
lagta hai
Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee
say hain wabasta
Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna
acha lagta hai
Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka
fasla
Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha
lagta hai
Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi
tasavur nahi hai
Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna
karna achha lagta hai
Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey
hain
Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta
hai..A.B.
kasur na unka hai na
mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein
nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate
rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate
rahe muskan
TUMHARE SATH RAHON
CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON
TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA
MANZAR DEKHON
TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD
TAQDEER MERI
TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA
KAR DEKHON Fahad 0301-6656568
Chale gaye ho dur kuch
pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal
ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal
ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke
liye........Fahad 0301-6656568
tere hontoon pe saj
jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai,
mera duniya bhula kar bas tera
honay ko ge chahta hai,
yun sab ke samne ithkheliyan
karti hai ye tujh se,
ke beiraada he hawa honay ko ge
chahta hai. Fahad 0301-6656568
You are a
GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu
ghonchu hi Poonu
Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo
jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke
kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Gud
Day. papas
If I could have just one
wish,
I would wish to wake up
everyday
to the sound of your breath on my
neck,
the warmth of your lips on my
cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my
skin,
and the feel of your heart
beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find
that feeling
with anyone other than
you.
FARO
03009563423
R u Mail or
Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)
(umer
0321-2604974)
SARDARNI SAY:- aji
sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee
jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan
noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya
see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN
DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamirmultan
03216324676
Girls r special ones
created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r
tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if
she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u
listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch
her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not
a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a
wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g
so
simple yet so complex, so wierd
yet
so beautiful. Thats a
girl...! sayalisalih +919895137022
Na Gujarna EID ke Din kisi Masjid
Ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samjkar ROJA Na Tod de, Hokar Khafa
Khuda Tumse kahi Chand Jaise Chehre Banana na Chor
De.....sam
Ur eyes
Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with
"candle".... Raman
Simple bye makes us
cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care makes us fall in
love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope my simple
SMS makes you smile!--.
Zenis
3 Fastest means of
communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell
any1...Swapnil
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI
PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI
HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q
GAEY,...jaji khan ( 0345
2094140)
If I could have just one
wish,
I would wish to wake up
everyday
to the sound of your breath on my
neck,
the warmth of your lips on my
cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my
skin,
and the feel of your heart
beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find
that feeling
with anyone other than
you.hardyboy03214581372
Es Dil ka kaha mano
ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam
krdo
mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan
krdo
ek subah ko milo or sham krdo
Zaibo (0333-6572912/0321-7602322)
aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa
diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir
se
muskuraa diye....:-)
---
Full Name: dibesh,
talcher
Mobile:
9437195653
sms kerne main kitna
maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata
hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata
hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka
jawab aata hai
---
Full Name:
wafa
Mobile: 03047112200
karti hai meri bewi
subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon
hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin
nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
---
Full Name:
saadia hassan(burbadi)
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas
ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho
tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
---
Full Name: BOND
Mobile: 0301-6612312
Sardar on phone
"Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right
now".
Doctor: Is this her first
child?
Sardar: No this is her husband
speaking............
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Full Name:
shashi
Rangeen ho tom rangon se
bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne
zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho
to,
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.Ch,
Amir#03007436713
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Full Name:
Amir S
Mobile: 03007436713
HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND
JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL
MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE
BAAD BHI....
---
Full Name:
banni
Mobile: 9431090747
WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE
HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO
KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO
JAYENGE
---
Full Name:
NABROY
Mobile:
00966563744935
Chand jb nikly to tera
gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari
yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara
Jahaan hota hai.
---
Full Name:
sameer
Mobile:
03334313619
Aapake miss call bhi kya
baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat
hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya
karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi
khas baat hain.
---
Full Name:
friend4u
Mobile:
0321-3882498
Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu
kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha,phool
muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi
tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek
vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar
hai
---
Full Name: raj
Mobile: 9860268867
Aap agar PAGAL
hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo.
Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin
karna. Mano
sukkiyaan Rotiyaan
vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi
Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan
Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
---
Full Name: sadia
Age appears to be best
in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to
keep
---
Full Name: harsh
Mobile:
9819343938
meri ankhien rakh lo mujey
kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi
sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat
maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal
ka saath dey du..
---
Full Name: mani
Mobile: 03216020369
Hamaare Dil ke arman
aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh
gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali
gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki
mummy se keh gaye..
---
Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or
03344051123
Koi Kar Ke
Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu
Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab
Banaun Nu Ji Karda
---
Full Name: hassan
Mobile: 03028700420
pani asman ki
tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to
olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon
se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to
ansoo,jism se nikle to
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k
qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion
se nikle to
"AAB E KAUSAR"
---
Full Name: zulfi
Mobile: 03339859329
GIRL before
marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful
doll,
after one year Nice
doll,
after two years only
doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
---
Full Name: GOHER
Mobile:
03452425045
khabon ke tarah tha na
khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah
tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha
hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.
---
Full Name: sahil
Mobile: 0334-4127074
chalo tum aisa
kero!
Chand se thori matti
lo
Phir us se do butt
bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj
jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh
lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main
rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh
jao.
Full Name: semi
Mobile: 03016516486
Dil se dil
tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december
tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se
Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U.
Sonum.03204186155.
---
Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
'Pussy cat Pussy
cat, where have you been?'
'I have been to London to see the
Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you
there?'
'I frightened a little mouse
under the chair!'
Punjabi Translation:
'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe
gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat
gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja
ke?'
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha
ke!'
Full Name: Sonum
Mobile:
03204186155
Teri LOVELY EYES
Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya
Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT
Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
---
Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
dil gumsum
.........zubaan khamosh...........
yeh aankhein nam kyu
hai..................?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na
tha............
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu
hai...................??????????/
---
Full Name: ATIF
Mobile: 0300-9495309 /
0321-4246309
Bachey k khatney k
waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa
Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol
Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki
marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
---
Full Name: Kalim
Mobile: 03004981465
Yaad teri wich
saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan
nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.
---
Full Name: nasar khan khosa
baloch
Mobile: 92-345-2862202
ek din ghalib apne mehboob
ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne
lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k
ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
---
Full Name:
angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696
ek din ghalib apne mehboob
ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne
lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k
ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
---
Full Name:
angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696
interviewee;wat z ur date
of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu
everyyear.
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Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056
Tere pyar mein umar bhar
intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar
kiya.
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno
se pyar kiya
---
Full Name: ALI
0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610
Sms karenge hum ek duje ko
bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi
pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej
dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi
udhari
---
Full Name: Loving Life
Mobile: 0345-7207234
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR
PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE
NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA
TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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Full Name: MUNIB
Mobile:
03042162762
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